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'DUCKS IN HEAVEN'

 

 

 

 
  
Three  women die together in an accident
 
 and go to heaven.
 

When  they get there, St. Peter says,

 
 'We only have one rule here in  heaven:
don't  step on the ducks!'

 
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, 
 
 there are ducks all over the place.
 
 

It is  almost impossible not to step on a duck,

 
 and although they try their best  to avoid
 
them,  the first woman accidentally steps on
 
one. 
 

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

 
 
St.  Peter chains them together and says,
 
 'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to 
 
spend  eternity chained to this ugly man!'
 
 
The  next day,

 
 the second woman steps accidentally on a
 
duck  and along comes St. Peter,  who doesn't miss a thing.
 

 

 With him is another extremely ugly man.
 
 He chains them together
 
 with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
 

The third woman has observed all this and,

 
  not  wanting to be chained
 
for all eternity to an ugly man, is very,
 
 VERY careful where she  steps.
 

She manages to go months

 
 without stepping on any ducks, but
 
 one day St. Peter comes up to her
 
 with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on
 
 
.... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.
 



 
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says,

 
 'I wonder what I did to deserve being 
 
chained to you for all of eternity?'

The guy says,

 
  'I don't know about you,
 
 but I just stepped on a
duck.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wafted by - Cliff Livingstone
(Posted on November 27, 2008 - 12:45 am)


 

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